If Writers Were Good Businessmen,

If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's Cordial. If She Doesn't Like Her, She's Very Cordial.

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea For The Defense Delivered After The Evidence Is All In.

If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have Too Much Sense To Be Writers.