If Voting Changed Anything, It

Because Brenda [carlin] Had A Drinking Problem Along With The Coke, She Had To Hit Bottom First. Most Alcoholics Do. And For Her, Bottom Was An Automobile Accident That Almost Landed Her In Jail.

There Are Ten Thousand People In The United States In A Persistent Vegetative State. Just Enough To Start A Small Town. Think Of Them As Veggie-burghers.

Bullshit Is Truly The American Soundtrack.

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

When I Hear A Person Talking About Political Solutions, I Know I Am Not Listening To A Serious Person.