If This Whole Writing Thing

There's Something Magical About Spending A Sunday Night Watching Real People At A Deli, Then Watching Fake People Pretending To Be Real On Tv, Then Engaging In (arguably) False Interaction With (arguably) Real People On The Internet. Never At Any Prior Point In Time Has This Been Possible.

I Don't Think I Ever Got The Hang Of The Writers' Room. I Love Collaborating With People, But I Really Do My Best Work Alone, And I Think I Would Want To - If I Did Something Again, I Think I'd Want To Take Total Ownership The Way Aaron Sorkin Or David Kelley Does.

And I Think I'm An Adrenaline Junkie, And There's Nothing That Will Spike Your Adrenaline More Than Sitting In A Theater And Listen To An Audience React To Something You've Written.

Ah, Reality Tv: Where Opportunists Delight In Exposing Opportunism! It's Kind Of Like The Indie Music Scene.

Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!