If This Whole Writing Thing

I Think Sometimes People Really Require The Satisfaction Of Closure.

I Hear That 5 O'clock Whistle In My Mind Like Fred Flintstone And I Have To Stop. I'm Also Not Much Of A Morning Writer. I Have A Sweet Spot From About 11am To 4pm. But I Really Work During That Time.

That's Also Why Comedy And Horror Are My Two Favorite Genres Of Film To Write, Because You Get These Outbursts Of Emotion From People, Laughter And Shock, And It's Really Thrilling, And I Like To Be Thrilled.

Honestly, This Will Never Happen Because She's So Much Classier Than Me, But I Would Love To Work With Sofia Coppola.

I Have Never Been An Ambitious Person, And My Participation In This Industry Is A Fluke, But Only Male Writers Can Afford To Be Coy And Self-deprecating.