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Write Your Sad Times In Sand, Write Your Good Times In Stone.

The Theory That Music Has A Depraving Effect On Morals Has Now Been Abandoned To The Old Women Of Both Sexes.

If You Go To Heaven Without Being Naturally Qualified For It You Will Not Enjoy Yourself There.

A Gentleman Is One Who Puts More Into The World Than He Takes Out.

As To Spelling The Very Frequent Word Though With Six Letters Instead Of Two, It Is Impossible To Discuss It, As It Is Outside The Range Of Common Sanity. In Comparison Such A Monstrosity As Phlegm For Flem Is Merely Disgusting.