Do Not Try To Live

While We Have Prisons It Matters Little Which Of Us Occupy The Cells.

I Wish To Boast That Pygmalion Has Been An Extremely Successful Play All Over Europe And North America As Well As At Home. It Is So Intensely And Deliberately Didactic, And Its Subject Is Esteemed So Dry, That I Delight In Throwing It At The Heads Of The Wiseacres Who Repeat The Parrot Cry That Art Should Never Be Didactic. It Goes To Prove My Contention That Art Should Never Be Anything Else.

Do Not Try To Live Forever. You Will Not Succeed.

If You Go To Heaven Without Being Naturally Qualified For It You Will Not Enjoy Yourself There.

My Specialty Is Being Right When Other People Are Wrong.