If The Networks Can Get

A Fellow With The Inventiveness Of Albert Einstein But With The Attention Span Of Daffy Duck.

By A Twist Of Fate Rather Than Anything Approaching Journalistic Enterprise, I Did The Last Major Interview With Johnny Carson.

"more Fun Than A Barrel Of Monkeys." Has Anyone Ever Stopped To Think How Cranky, If Not Downright Vicious, A Barrelful Of Monkeys Would Be, Especially Once Released From The Barrel?

Late-night Television Is Like The Cereal Aisle In The Supermarket: Too Many Choices. Also, Too Many 'different' Brands That Really Aren't Different At All.

The Fault Is In Our Stars, Dear Brutus: Not The Glass Screen Through Which We See Them.