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As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

You Might Be A Redneck If You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.

You Might Be A Redneck If...the Most Serious Loss From The Earthquake Was Your Conway Twitty Record Collection.

To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.