If Someone Sprays Windex In

If You're Hanging Out With Two Negative People, Do They Equal One Positive Person?

There Are No I's In We But There Are Two I's In Wii.

Met A Girl The Other Nite And Told Her- Before You Can Be With Someone You Have To Know The Value Of Yourself. So Does $200 Seem Reasonable?

My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less If I'm Under General Anesthesia. I Just Hope When I Awaken They Haven't Given Me A Brazilian Wax.

Sometimes I Wish I Hadn't Said Something Foolish. It Is Then That I Realize The Power Of Mime.