If Someone Plays A Brooding

The People I Know That Have The Hardest Time Keeping It Together Emotionally Are People That Don't Workout.

If You Ever Start Taking Things Too Seriously, Just Remember That We Are Talking Monkeys On An Organic Spaceship Flying Through The Universe.

People Say You Can Abuse Marijuana. You Can Abuse Cheeseburgers. Does That Mean We Should Close Burger Kings.

I Like La Because It Has A Giant Supply Of Great Comedians.

My Act Is So Completely And Totally Uncensored That The Only Way I Could Really Pull It Off Is If I Treat The Audience Like They're My Best Friends.