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I Had A Great Time On News Radio, I Got To Make Tons Of Money In Relative Obscurity And Learn A Lot About The Tv Biz And Work On My Standup Act Constantly. It Was A Dream Gig.

We Have To Start Treating Each Other As If We Are Treating Ourselves Living Another Life.

The Only Time I Commit To Conspiracy Theories Is When Something Way Retarded Happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald Acting Alone.

I Don`t Like People That Make Their Living Talking About Bullshit, And You See Them In Many Shows That Are Made On The Same Subject. When You Go Looking At Ufos Or Bigfoot Or What-have-you, There's Just Nothing There.

I Think Comedy Because Of The Internet It Has A Bigger Audience, A Bigger Fan Base. It Has Fans That Understand Comedy More Than Any Generation Before Because There Is More Guys Like You, More Guys Like Me, More Guys Like Louie Ck Who Talks About It A Lot. When You Get A Chance To See Perspective That I Don't Think You Ever Got To See Before.