If Someone Picks Up One

Oh. What If We Eat A Lot With People That Annoy The Hell Out Of Us?

For Stand-up Comedians That Go Onstage And Get To Write And Perform And Direct, And Do All These Things, The Allure Of A Television Show Is Still There But If It Doesn't Offer A Level Of Creative Fulfillment, It's Oddly Unappealing.

My Faith Kind Of Keeps Me In Touch With The Idea That I'm Not In Control Of Things.

I'd Really Like To Promote My Increasing Consumption Of Bacon.

Whatever A Writer Gets Paid For His Book, It's Never Enough. I Think That's True. It's Hard Work. But In The End, You Wrote A Book. It's Something Real And Tangible That Sits On A Shelf Forever.