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My Faith Kind Of Keeps Me In Touch With The Idea That I'm Not In Control Of Things.
-Jim Gaffigan
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My Faith Kind Of Keeps
Jim Gaffigan
My Faith Kind Of Keeps Me In Touch With The Idea That I'm Not In Control Of Things.
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