If She Wasn't Your Grandmother

I'm Sorry About Your Porsche." "i Can Replace The Porsche. I Can't Replace You. You Need To Be More Careful." I Was Just Sitting In Your Car!" Babe, You're A Magnet For Disaster.

You Need Teeth Like Mine!" Grandma Said. "you Can Just Mail 'em To The Dentist!

Turns Out, That's How It Is With Weddings. You Just Keep Getting In Deeper And Deeper Until You Want To Throw Up.

I Don't Know If It's A Good Idea To Give A Woman A Box Of Bullets When She's Got A Pimple.

I Think Money Isn't Any Good Sitting Around, So I Spend Some Time In The Shoe Department At Saks.