If Scotland And America Go

I Became A Terrible Drunk Or Alcoholic - Or A Good One Depending On Your Point Of View.

For The First Time In History, Congress Has 100 Women In It. Congratulations. Welcome To Modern Times, America. It's Great Having 100 Women In Congress. Unless You're In Line For The Congressional Bathroom.

I Knew That I Had Been Partially Right In The Storeroom Above The Bar On Christmas Day. Whoever I Had Become Had To Die.

I'm Not So Much A Dragon Slayer, More A Dragon Annoyer -- I'm A Dragon Irritater.

You Know Who They're Blaming For Global Warming Now? This Is True. Fat People.