If Scotland And America Go

Being Guilty Tends To Engender Feelings Of Guilt.

Last Night On The Show I Had Olympics Fever. Unfortunately, It's Getting Worse. That's Not Good. I Have To Call My Doctor If My Torch Burns For More Than Four Hours.

I Have A Deep And Profound Mistrust Of All Politicians.

Confession Is A Sacred Rite Enhanced By Allegory, Exaggeration, And Lies.

Sarah Palin. Remember Sarah Palin? She Is Adorable. She Is Back On The Campaign Trail. Really. She's Going To Campaign In The Senate Runoff In Georgia. As Soon As She Finds Out Where Georgia Is.