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During The Cold War, West Berlin Was An Exclave - A Tiny Outpost Of Liberalism Surrounded By People Who Want To Crush It. It Was Like Austin, Texas.

Donald Trump Showed His Birth Certificate To Reporters. Who Cares About His Birth Certificate? I Want To Know If That Thing On His Head Has Had Its Vaccinations.

Its Easier To Feel A Little More Spiritual With A Couple Of Bucks In Your Pocket.

I'm Always A Bit Shy Around Evil People.

Don't Hit Women. Never, Ever, Ever.