If My Father's Business Hadn't

I'm Satisfied To Go In At The Bottom - That's The Best Way To Learn What Things Are All About.

I Know Raft Did Have Some Genuine Affairs With Actresses.

I Was Out Dancing With One Actress Or Another. And That Got Press. Even When It Didn't, The Whole Town Knew I Was A Dancing Fool, And Since I Couldn't Very Well Dance With A Man, They Saw Me Dancing With A Lady, And They Assumed The Rest.

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.