A Joke A Day Keeps

I Thought It Was Very Humanitarian Of Sean Penn And Madonna To Marry Each Other. That Way, They Make Only Two People Miserable Instead Of Four.

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.

We Latins Make Splendid Lovers And Splendid Older Men.

I Should Remember More, And I Have A Pretty Good Memory.

They Say The Camera Never Lies. It Lies Every Day.