A Joke A Day Keeps

The Thin Man Was A Good Break, Because It Was Highly Popular. I Played A Gigolo In It.

I'm Satisfied To Go In At The Bottom - That's The Best Way To Learn What Things Are All About.

I Was Supposed To Be A Romancer, Either Wooing The Leading Lady Or Competing With The Leading Man For Her.

I Thought It Was Very Humanitarian Of Sean Penn And Madonna To Marry Each Other. That Way, They Make Only Two People Miserable Instead Of Four.

The Make Up Took About An Hour To Put On, But The Wig Was A Thing That Bothered Me More Than Anything Else.