If Michael Jordan Was A

He's Got To Bring Something Stronger Than That. That's Like Bringing Milk To A Bar, It's Not Strong Enough

My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

To Me, There's Only 5 Real Jobs In America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, And The Military Service.

They Don't Let Many Black People In The Governor's Mansion In Alabama, Unless They're Cleaning.