If Met Vic Reeves, I'd

When You're Younger, You See The People Who Are In Power And Think They Must Have That Position Because Of Some Degree Of Skill. And As You Get Older, You Realize It's Not True, That Most People In Those Positions Are Absolutely Inept. And This Naturally Makes You Feel Better About Yourself.

Lots Of People Make The Stage And It Can Seem Very Violent And Over The Top, But It's Not Really. It's Always A Kind Of Gentle Ballet.

The Queen Is The Ultimate Dictator.

You Have To, At Least From A Distance, Look As If You Know What You're Doing, And I Can Manage That.

I Think The Pop Chart Today Is Entirely Market-driven. And It Has Nothing To Do With Public Taste. And It Has Nothing To Do With Moving Music Forward. It's Simply A Market Chart.