The Queen Is The Ultimate

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.

I Find That It Isn't Wise To Attempt To Judge People On Their Public Persona, And Even On The Music They Make. Because I've Met So Many People Whose Music I Cannot Stand, And They're Very Nice. At The Same Time, I've Met People Whose Music I've Loved, And They're Not The Person You've Invested All This Emotion In.

I've Been Dreaming Of A Time When The English Are Sick To Death Of Labour And Tories And Spit Upon The Name Oliver Cromwell And Denounce This Royal Line That Still Salutes Him And Will Salute Him Forever.

I Could Only Tolerate An Afternoon If I Took A Triple Amount Of The Stated Dose Of Valium Prescribed By My Gp (who Would Soon Take His Own Life).

I Think I Must Be, Absolutely, A Total Sex Object. In Every Sense Of The Word.