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The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

My First Rule: I Don't Believe Anything The Government Tells Me.

I Became A Guy Who Wanted To Be A Comedian Someday, Or A Comic Actor. The Way I Put It Was, I'll Be Like Danny Kaye. He Was Kind Of The Model I Had In Mind.

I Have Lots Of Ideas. Trouble Is, Most Of Them Suck.

A Woman Told Me Her Child Was Autistic, And I Thought She Said Artistic. So I Said, 'oh Great. I'd Like To See Some Of The Things He's Done.