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No Prince, No King, No President Has Ever Lived A Better Life Than I Have!

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I Guess I'm Like Any Other Concerned Father, Except That Nobody Else's Son Guns A Cycle Over 17 Pickups Without Holding On To The Handlebars.

You'd Think A Guy Who Has Broken 35 Bones In His Body Would Have A High Pain Threshold, But Mine Is Pretty Low. I Got Hit In The Shin With A Golf Ball Once And It Almost Brought Tears To My Eyes. I've Had Broken Bones That Didn't Hurt As Bad.

She (my Ex-wife) Wanted Me To Stop Being Evel Knievel. I Am Who I Am. I'm Not Going To Change. I'll Settle Down The Day They Put Me In A Six-foot Pine Box.