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No Prince, No King, No President Has Ever Lived A Better Life Than I Have!

In The Old Days They, The Promoters, Wanted More And More From Me. They Wanted Me To Jump Or Spill My Blood And Break My Bones. Every Time They Wanted Me To Jump Further, And Further, And Further. Hell, They Thought My Bike Had Wings.

You're Never A Failure Until You Fail To Get Up.

I Foresee The Chinese Ruling The World. What Are You Going To Do To Stop It? No President Of The United States Will Ever Have Enough Power To Stop The Chinese When They Want To Take Over The World.

She (my Ex-wife) Wanted Me To Stop Being Evel Knievel. I Am Who I Am. I'm Not Going To Change. I'll Settle Down The Day They Put Me In A Six-foot Pine Box.