If I'm Drinking I Can

I Eat A Lot Of Junk Food, Because That's What's Usually Available At 1:00am When I'm All Done Working.

I've Got Foundation Jokes, The Ones That Got Me Where I Am, So Everything I Do Just Builds On Top Of That.

Surround Yourself With Supportive People. All The Negative People, Man You Have To Push Them Aside.

I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

Some Comics Don't Like It When People Talk During The Set, And It Does Get A Little Bit Annoying After Awhile, But I Basically Let People Dictate What Jokes I'm Going To Do.