If I Won The Lottery

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

I Wanted To Write About How People's Beliefs Shift.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.

I'm Sure A Psychologist Would See Something Highly Significant In How Absent-minded I Am. I Mean I'd Forget My Head If It Wasn't Attached To My Neck By Muscles, Ligaments And My Esophagus.