If I Were Somebody Else

We Don't Live In A Democracy; We Live In A Hypocrisy.

If I Have To Write By A Certain Time, I Can Pull Through, But Usually I Just Let Stuff Happen, Hanging Out With Comic Friends - Or Bringing A Basic Idea On Stage And Seeing If It Goes Anywhere.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

Jesus Is Magic, Because He Turned Water Into Wine. I Think He Made The Statue Of Liberty Disappear In The 80s Or Something.

I Just Don't Let That Mentality Be A Part Of My World.