If I Start To Become

The Difference Between A Hero And A Coward Is One Step Sideways.

I Was Trained To Be An Actor, Not A Star.

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.

My Wife And I Take What We Call Our Friday Comedy Day Off. We Watch Standup Comics On Tv. The Raunchier The Better. We Love Eddie Izzard.

I Write In The Morning From About Eight Till Noon, And Sometimes Again A Bit In The Afternoon. In The Morning I Start Off By Going Over What I Had Done The Previous Day, Which My Wife Has Happily Typed Up For Me.