I Was Trained To Be

My Wife And I Take What We Call Our Friday Comedy Day Off. We Watch Standup Comics On Tv. The Raunchier The Better. We Love Eddie Izzard.

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.

I Went In The Marines When I Was 16. I Spent Four And A Half Years In The Marines And Then Came Right To New York To Be An Actor. And Then Seven Years Later, I Got My First Job.

It Really Costs Me A Lot Emotionally To Watch Myself On-screen. I Think Of Myself, And Feel Like I'm Quite Young, And Then I Look At This Old Man With The Baggy Chins And The Tired Eyes And The Receding Hairline And All That.

I Write In The Morning From About Eight Till Noon, And Sometimes Again A Bit In The Afternoon. In The Morning I Start Off By Going Over What I Had Done The Previous Day, Which My Wife Has Happily Typed Up For Me.