If I Prayed As Much

When I Was Almost 13 I Was Ripe For Religion. I Was Actually Just Plain Ripe.

If I'm In Love I Want To Get Married. That's How Stupid I Am.

Over The Years My Mom Has Become A Self-taught Biblical Scholar.

God Didn't Bless Me With Success So I Could Eat Caviar Every Day.

I Did Feel From Day One That I Was A Born Performer.