If I'm Gonna Commit Suicide,

One Of My First Records That I Heard Was 'wish You Were Here' By Pink Floyd.

Megadeth Doesn't Sound Anything Like Metallica.

My Mom And Dad Got Divorced When I Was Very Young, And Growing Up In A Family Where The Head Of The Household Wasn't A Man Made A Big Difference.

I Like Jazz, But I Could Never Play It. You Just Sit There With A Guitar The Size Of A Chevy On Your Chest, Wearing A Stupid Hat, Playing The Same Solo For An Hour.

If You Guys Are Going To Be Throwing Beer Bottles At Us, At Least Make Sure They're Full.