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I Talk To Friends Who Get Their Feelings Hurt When They Read Twitter Mentions. I Have An Amazing Solution - Don't Read Twitter Mentions.

I Don't Think Comedy Comes From Hotbeds Of Doing Shtick. I Think It Usually Comes From Some Kind Of Childhood Humiliation Or Darkness.

I Don't Want To Be A Facilitator For Other Funny People. It Doesn't Seem Smart For Me To Be In A Comedy And Not Be Funny. My Spirit Can't Take It.

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.

Take Lots Of Time For Yourself, Discovering Yourself-pursue Not Only A Profession But Other Life Passions, I Always Make Time To Rock Climb Or Hike Or Write A Few Short Stories. Also, Find Good People And Surround Yourself With Them. Most Importantly, Always Believe You Will, Unequivocally.