If I Had To Live

A Republican. A Republican. That's Worse Than Being A Goddamned Communist!

Too Many Of Our Countrymen Rejoice In Stupidity, Look Upon Ignorance As A Badge Of Honor. They Condemn Everything They Don't Understand.

Television Could Perform A Great Service In Mass Education, But There's No Indication Its Sponsors Have Anything Like This On Their Minds.

Whatever You Have Read I Have Said Is Almost Certainly Untrue, Except If It Is Funny, In Which Case I Definitely Said It.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.