Fill What Is Empty, Empty

I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.

Of Course Cocaine Is Not Adictive, Darling. I Should Know, I've Been Doing It For Years.

In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon As An Occupational Disease.

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.

[to The Critic Who Wrote A Negative Review:] I Am Sitting In The Smallest Room Of The House. Your Review Is Before Me. Soon It Will Be Behind Me.