If I Had My Way,

Give Us Strength, Oh Lord, To Let Our Children Starve.

All Through My School Life I Was Appalled By The Fact That Masters And Senior Boys Were Allowed Quite Literally To Wound Other Boys, And Sometimes Very Severely.

Words," He Said, "is Oh Such A Twitch-tickling Problem To Me All My Life.

The Greatest Secrets Are Always Hidden In The Most Unlikely Places.

I Asked My Mum, Who's A Very Clever Psychotherapist, And She Says That Kids Love Stories About Death; They Need It, They Need To Have Stories That Deal With Death And Explain It, As A Place To Put Their Fears.