If I Don't Feel Like

Women Are Always Complaining About Men's Fascination With Breasts. But What If Men Were Absolutely Indifferent To Breasts? What Would Women Do Then With These Things That Serve One Function Once Or Twice In A Lifetime, And The Rest Of The Time Are Just In The Way?

Lying Is Too Much Trouble. You Have To Make Sure To Taste Each Word Before Letting It Off Your Tongue. I Hate That. It's Hard Enough Making People Understand Without Lying.

If I Don't Feel Like Writing Today Or For A Few Days, I Don't. And I Don't Think About It. It Is Not An Obligation-it Is The Greatest Privilege.

Most Men, No Matter How Well Or Badly Dressed, Carry Overstuffed, Beat Up Wallets That Should Have Been Replaced Years Ago. Why Is That? Every Time I See A Guy Take Out A Wallet Anywhere, It Looks Like A Piece Of Old Melted Chocolate Cake-with Strings.

People Are Always Waiting To Be Discovered.