If I'd Had A Great

I Don't Think Of Myself As Funny - I Don't Fill Up A Room With My Humor... I Would Fail Miserably As A Stand-up Comedian.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.

Well, It Might Have Been If I'd Had Success Earlier In Life, But Having Success That Much Later Meant I Was Far More Grounded When It Came. The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Just Been Surreal And After A Lifetime Of Disappointment And Heartache And Rejection, I Still Don't Believe This Is All Actually Happening. I'm Extremely Grateful For My Success - I Just Never Expect It To Last And My Motto, If I Have One, Is Just Put Your Head Down And Do The Job.

My Parents Had A Certain Resolve To Them That I Don’t See As So Prevalent Today. Through Good Times And Bad, They Were Committed To One Another. Their Relationship Wasn’t Something To Be Constantly Examined Or Picked Apart.

When Someone Is Good, But It Doesn't Seem Like Their World Will Collapse If They Don't Get The Part, It's More Appealing. It's Like Dating Someone: You Don't Want Someone Who's Too Into You.