If I Could Have Shot

But, No, I Don't Feel My Career Has Not Been Fulfilled Because I Didn't Win The Us Open. It's Like The Guy Said: You Going To Crucify A Man Because He Missed A Putt To Win A Tournament? Does A Three-foot Putt Mean His Whole Life? Another Guy Said, Well, He Couldn't Win The Big One. Well, Jesus, What Do You Call Those Others? What's Big And What's Small?

There Are No Short Hitters On The Tour Anymore - Just Long And Unbelievably Long.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had To Walk Down Them Single File.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.