If I Ain't Horny, I

I Believe In Divine Forces And Energies.

What I Am For Is Justice For Everyone, Just Like It Says In The Constitution.

I Won't Talk About What It Was Like In Prison, Except To Say I'm Glad I'm Out And That I Plan Never To Go Back And To Pay My Taxes Every Day.

What I Never Understand About A Hangover Is, Where Does The Breath Come From? You Know What I Mean? I Mean, Is Someone Shitting In Your Mouth?

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.