If I Ain't Horny, I

You Work Your Butt Off And Somebody Says You Can't Have Your Record Played Because It Offends Them. Tyrants Are Made Of Such Stuff.

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.

Yes, I'm Religious. God Has Shown Me Things, Made Certain Ways Clear To Me.

Movies Are Movies, And I Don't Think Any Of Them Are Going To Hurt The Moral Fiber Of America And All That Nonsense.