If God Had Intended Us

Comedy, Although It Is Not One Of The Fine Arts - It's A Vulgar Art, It's One Of The People's Arts, It's The Spoken Word, The Writing That Goes Into It Is An Art Form - It's Certainly Artistry.

Boxing Is A More Sophisticated Form Of Hockey.

By And Large, Language Is A Tool For Concealing The Truth.

In The Navy, There Is No Wrong Hole. In The Marines, There Is Always A Hole.

I Say If You're Going To Go For The Angel Bullshit You Might As Well Go For The Zombie Package As Well.