If God Had Intended Us

Some People Think That Words Can Injure The Psyche Or The Moral Fiber. And They Really Can't.

But Wait!!! You Make It To 60. You Didn't Think You Would!

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

Sometimes, When I Was Really Loaded, I'd Sit On The Floor And Sort Out Every Nut And Bolt In The House. It Was Just Sheer Insanity. And Often There'd Be Speed In The Cut, So I Was A Speed Freak, Too.

The Only Thing High-definition Television Will Do Is Provide Sharper Images Of The Garbage.