You Know An Odd Feeling?

Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.

I Don't Really Identify With America, I Don't Really Feel Like An American Or Part Of The American Experience, And I Don't Really Feel Like A Member Of The Human Race, To Tell You The Truth. I Know I Am, But I Really Don't. All The Definitions Are There, But I Don't Really Feel A Part Of It. I Think I Have Found A Detached Point Of View, An Ideal Emotional Detachment From The American Experience And Culture And The Human Experience And Culture And Human Choices.

I Always Have These Little Internal Monologues. You'll Get Used To Them.

Capitalism Tries For A Delicate Balance: It Attempts To Work Things Out So That Everyone Gets Just Enough Stuff To Keep Them From Getting Violent And Trying To Take Other People’s Stuff.

Know My Feelings About Traffic Laws? Cop Didn't See It? I Didn't Do It.