If God Didn't Want Us

Masturbation Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of. It's Nothing To Be Particularly Proud Of, Either.

I Don't Have To Be Careful, I've Got A Gun.

The Conundrum That I Face On A Daily Basis Is That I Have Two Sons Who Have Grown Up Watching 'the Simpsons,' So They Know Exactly What Buttons To Push. They Know How Bart Irritates Homer, And They Use These Lines Against Me To Tell Me That I'm Not Funny Anymore.

A Lot Of Our Writers, Like Conan O'brien, Moved On To Other Things.

You Tried Your Best And You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is 'never Try.' Homer Simpson