If Food Is The Body

Liquor Is Not A Necessity. It Is A Means Of Momentarily Sidestepping Necessity.

What Is A Sense Of Humor? Surely Not The Ability To Understand A Joke. It Comes Rather From A Residing Feeling Of One's Own Absurdity. It Is The Ability To Understand A Joke, And That The Joke Is On Oneself.

I Found Nothing Really Wrong With This Autobiography Except Poor Choice Of Subject.

A Man Who Is Careful With His Palate Is Not Likely To Be Careless With His Paragraphs.

A Cheese May Disappoint. It May Be Dull, It May Be Naive, It May Be Oversophisticated. Yet It Remains Cheese, Milk's Leap Toward Immortality.