If Carrots Got You Drunk,

I Like To Smoke A Pipe, Because It's The Punch Line Indicator. Whenever I Take A Hit Of The Pipe, You Should Be Laughing.

Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry For The Convenience.

I Had A Stick Of Carefree Gum, But It Didn't Work. I Felt Pretty Good While I Was Blowing That Bubble, But As Soon As The Gum Lost Its Flavor, I Was Back To Pondering My Mortality.

I Can Whistle With My Fingers, Especially If I Have A Whistle.

I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas Didn't Grow Sh*t.