If A Lobster Didn't Look

An Entertainer Is Someone Who Pleases Others, And An Artist Tries To Please Himself. An Artist Is On A Journey: They Don't Know Where They're Going, What Is Going To Happen, But They Know They Are Not There Yet, And There Is Some Continuity And Growth. I Think Of Myself As An Entertainer: I'm A Performing Entertainer, I'm A Stand-up Comic. But There's An Artist At Work Here, Too. One Who Interprets His World Through His Own Filter.

I Think Everyone Should Treat One Another In A Christian Manner. I Will Not, However, Be Responsible For The Consequences.

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.

Electricity Is Really Just Organized Lightning.

In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home! And To Be Safe! - I Hope I'll Be Safe At Home!