Idiot, N. A Member Of

Women And Foxes, Being Weak, Are Distinguished By Superior Tact.

Phonograph, N. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Noises.

Presbyterian, N. One Who Holds The Conviction That The Government Authorities Of The Church Should Be Called Presbyters.

He Laughs Best Who Laughs Least.

Duel, N. A Formal Ceremony Preliminary To Reconciliation Of Two Enemies. Great Skill Is Necessary To Its Satisfactory Observance; If Awkwardly Performed . . . Deplorable Consequences Sometimes Ensue. A Long Time Ago A Man Lost His Life.