Armor, N. The Kind Of

One Who, Professing Virtues That He Does Not Respect, Secures The Advantage Of Seeming To Be What He Despises.

Legacy, N. A Gift From One Who Is Legging It Out Of This Vale Of Tears.

Coronation: The Ceremony Of Investing A Sovereign With The Outward And Visible Signs Of His Divine Right To Be Blown Skyhigh With A Dynamite Bomb.

Forgetfulness - A Gift Of God Bestowed Upon Debtors In Compensation For Their Destitution Of Conscience.

Scribbler, N. A Professional Writer Whose Views Are Antagonistic To One's Own.