I'd Rather Be In Trouble

I Must Be Like The Princess Who Felt The Pea Through Seven Mattresses; Each Book Is A Pea.

The Fools Ran After Me And I Ran After The Whores, Foolish Though I Realized Such A Proceeding To Be.

When A Man Who Is Drinking Neat Gin Starts Talking About His Mother He Is Past All Argument.

Novel Writing Is Far And Away The Most Exhausting Work I Know.

The Lucky Man Is He Who Knows How Much To Leave To Chance.