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There Is Something Infinitely Dingy About The Word Workshop. Pray That England Doesn't Become A Nation Of Workshopkeepers.

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.

Bachelors Begin At Thirty-six. Up Till This Age They Are Regarded As Single Men.

There Is Nothing More Attractive Than A Man Who Is Not A New Man.

I Think We Ought To Have A Kindness Year, Or A Kindness Century.