Bachelors Begin At Thirty-six. Up

The Male - I Have Found - Is A Domestic Animal Which, If Treated With Firmness And Kindness, Can Be Trained To Do Most Things.

There Is Nothing More Attractive Than A Man Who Is Not A New Man.

The Aristocrat, When He Wants To, Has Very Good Manners. The Scottish Upper Classes, In Particular, Have That Shell-shocked Look That Probably Comes From Banging Their Heads On Low Beams Leaping To Their Feet Whenever A Woman Comes Into The Room. Aristocrats Are Also Deeply Male Chauvinist, And ... On The Whole They Tend To Be Reactionary.

I'm Basically A Very Happy Person And I Don't Have To Be Anybody Else.

I Was So Flattered That Someone Wanted Me To Write A Book, I Said I Would. It Was Published In 1969.