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One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes, My Hair Was Perfect.

A Lot Of Married People Certainly Have Wonderful Relationships With Their Dogs, But When You're Single And Your Dog Is The Only Other Living Thing In Your House, It's A Really Special Relationship Which I Wanted Cathy To Have.

In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.

Men Date. Women Have Relationships.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.